"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

- Sharon Stone

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."

- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)

"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."

- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

"I have nothing to declare except my genius."

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) upon arriving at U.S. customs 1882

"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it."

- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) when asked what is his favorite song

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"We have art to save ourselves from the truth."

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain."

- Friedrich von Schiller (1759-1805)

"Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn."

- Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947-)

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."

- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near."

- Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."

- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)

"Dancing is silent poetry."

- Simonides (556-468bc)

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."

- Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-1895)

"Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back."

- Paul Erdos (1913-1996)

"Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back."

- Paul Erdos (1913-1996)

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."

- Paul Erdos (1913-1996)

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."

- Paul Erdos (1913-1996)